As you may have heard last week during my state of the University address, things aren’t so good at home. State mandated budget cuts have resulted in the loss of valuable resources, the cost of a university education is continuing to rise, and last night my wife Kim made Hamburger Helper for dinner on steak night.

Steak night!

But friends and colleagues, it is in these harsh and difficult times that we must remember, now more than ever, that OU sucks.

Yes, we may not be at our best right now at UT, but my oh my is there some kind of horrid stench coming from that cesspool in Norman.

Yesterday I attempted to contact David Boren, the President of the University of Oklahoma, to inform him personally of how badly OU sucks and what preventative measures they could possibly take to remedy this, such as not being OU. Unfortunately it seems he’s no longer returning my Facebook messages.

Well, analyzing all of these university financial statements seems to be getting me down, so I think I’m just going to start decorating my cooler for game. I was going to try to do the thing were you spell something with glue and then put glitter on it — I think it’ll look awesome.

It’s 6:27 PM, and OU still sucks. Also Family Matters is coming on in three minutes so I gotta run.

Hook’em,

Billy P