Hiya Power Pals! Your boy Bill here. Duhz! Cuz it’s my blog.

Anywho, just wanted to give you the skinny on my upcoming Me of the Month Contest! Contestants will be judged on how well they exemplify the INNER me. (Though a nice pair of boots never hurt anyone!) This is truly an inner beauty contest, so I’d like to stress that you will not be judged on the basis of race, sex, creed, or religion (and coming soon: sexual orientation!) So I highly encourage all my avid readers and friends to apply (That means you, Scott and Muneezeh!) Winners will receive an awesome high-five from yours truly, and don’t forget those résumé points…

Omahgz, so speaking of winky smiley faces, ACL WAS SOOOO AMAZING!!l1!1!!! I don’t know about ya’lls but my favorite part is probably all the free stuff—that place practically pays for itself. Luckily I don’t have classes on Fridays (priority registration ya’ll) so I was there ALL THREE DAYS. It’s such a pain you can’t just sleep there, SLUMBER PARTY!!! Am I right? Am I right? But on a serious note, I think I might have gotten heat stroke cuz I was just eating brownies with these guys all morning in the hot sun and then I felt kind of queasy and SOOO THIRSTYYYY… =(

Well friends, the missus is telling me to get off the computer and get to bed because if I stay up late I’m “always so cranky” the next day. =P But I’ll leave you with these parting words: Be true to yourself, Never give up, always bet on burnt orange and if your dumb friend Steve tells you there’s something strange sitting on your tower balcony windowsill, you better hope you have a Smirnoff handy to flip that prank on his VP self. SHAZAM!

P.S. Enter my Me of the Month contest by sending a little sumthin about you to letters@texastravesty.com, they’re gonna handle this because they know I’m busy and they’re my bros.

So-annoyed-my-initials-are-BP-these-days-arrrrg, President