Right now I’m stuck in my stupid mahogany office making phone calls to the newly elected representatives in the state legislature. I’m inviting them to a barbecue I’m having in the West Mall to raise money for my bake sale, which will also be in the West Mall and hopefully raise money for the University. [...]

Hiya Power Pals! Your boy Bill here. Duhz! Cuz it’s my blog. Anywho, just wanted to give you the skinny on my upcoming Me of the Month Contest! Contestants will be judged on how well they exemplify the INNER me. (Though a nice pair of boots never hurt anyone!) This is truly an inner beauty [...]

I don’t even wanna talk about it guys! First we lose to UCLA and then we lose to O-Who?!! Ever since Diff’rent Strokes star Gary Coleman died, this has been the worst year evarr! As VP Kev knows, I haven’t been this upset in, like, forever! This morning I was pacing around the top of [...]

As you may have heard last week during my state of the University address, things aren’t so good at home. State mandated budget cuts have resulted in the loss of valuable resources, the cost of a university education is continuing to rise, and last night my wife Kim made Hamburger Helper for dinner on steak [...]

Hey amigos, so I got this State of the University thing later today, which is sort of a big deal.  I didn’t even realize it was today until I got the Campus email about it, glad I checked! (Badass note: Afterward, me and Steve from the Provost’s office are gonna go throw down on some Ruby’s [...]