Hola mis periquitos, Can I tell you guys a little secret, a little something that makes me a tad bit upset? Who am I kidding! I’m just redder than a pissed off turnip about all this durn-blasted rain coming through here. Here I am, sitting in my office on the tippy-top of the tower trying [...]

SG elections are next week and you know what that means… time for a HAIRCUT! My barber, Rodney, came to my presidential suite today and cut my presidential hair (I sat really still so he gave me a lollipop at the end!). I love haircuts because everyone always says my hair looks really nice when [...]

I sat in my office with VP Kev counting down the minutes and seconds until midnight when campaigning would start. I know some students look at student government as a waste of time, but for me it’s much more than that—student government elections mean I’m about to get a new BFF! Keshav (or Kiki, as [...]

Longest. Week. Ever. This job is really starting to get to me. Do you ever have one of those days where you just want to shut out the world, go up to Mt. Bonnell, and read a good book? That’s how today was. One of my coworkers (I won’t use his name; let’s just call [...]